NASCARing

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.

Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"

by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021

NASCAR

NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.

Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?

by NotWhispy September 9, 2021

Nascarded

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

by WorseThanHitler October 9, 2021

NASCAR Soda

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

by Ceramic_Spent February 4, 2022

NASCAR

NASCAR is the greatest sport where talented drivers drive around ovals and road courses

Did you see the NASCAR race?

by bubba fan 23 February 10, 2022

NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.

I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.

by colecusterfan41 May 11, 2022

Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.

I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"

by theslyon May 18, 2022