mutta

slang for really ugly and dirty

look over there that guys a proper mutta

by tiggz June 27, 2006

mettroxisation

being lazy and in love with reading, thats what mettroxisated means!

jane: gosh! i'm so lazy. but then this book is such a beautiful read.

kate: hmm..mettroxisation *sigh* i know the feeling..

by karait twirl April 7, 2009

mutt's nuts

British slang for "awesome"

this brazilian cocktail you make, it's the mutt's nuts.

by edabom July 23, 2010

mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011

Mutt

An insulting way of calling a guy a hybrid. Calling somebody a mutt will turn an average Joe into a Joe Pesci and is likely to result in death.

The guy at the bar called the average Joe from the gym a mutt and wound up not waking up again in a six foot underground resting spot, ya dig?

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.

1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.

by jwancastro February 19, 2009

Mutt Mutt

A individual who does not abide by the rules and acts in a more dogish manner towards authority and others and also acts dumb in serious situations but dont necessarily call them a dog but call them a mutt mutt

Damn dude after you got drunk last night you tried scoring with my sister but then she called you a mutt mutt and turned ya down so you got with the fat chick.

by Mutt Mutt January 11, 2017