mutton drapes

vulva; beef curtains

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes

by Statler April 21, 2008

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muttcellent

mutt⋅cel⋅lent
mutt-suh-luhnt

adjective: most often used in communication by, for, or about multiracial persons (mutts).

1. possessing outstanding or superior merit
2. remarkably good.

Origin
2009
ME: Mutt English
from Old Mutt French, from MLatin muttcellēns, muttcellent-, present participle of muttcellere, to excel; see excel.

Dinner at your house? Muttcellent! I'll be there.
This novel is muttcellent. You ought to read it.

by muttslikeme.wordpress.com March 29, 2009

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muttitude

mut⋅ti⋅tude
mut-i-tood

noun: from the growing vocabulary used for, by, and about multiracial persons (mutts).

1. manner or feeling with regard to a person or thing.
2. tendency or orientation, esp. of the mind
3. a mental state involving beliefs, feelings and values.
4. Ballet. a pose in which the dancer (mutt) stands on one leg, the other bent behind.

Origin
2009
ME: Mutt English

A positive muttitude matters if you want to feel better.
Try to have a relaxed muttitude about this; things will get better.
Listen, drop that muttitude, will you?

by muttslikeme.wordpress.com March 29, 2009

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Muttonbox

1. Derogatory term for a woman's vagina.

1. "Hey Claud, come check this porn out... This chick's muttonbox is getting totally crushed by this dudes meatsnorkel."

2. Stacy has one of the loosest muttonboxs' on the planet, exclaimed Lyle. It is like throwing meat down a well, it just doesn't touch sides, he further explained.

by Towelie &the stinkhole bashers January 7, 2010

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