Awkward Muslim 

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

Awkward Muslim by FremdeLeute March 22, 2011

shiite muslim 

When one takes a shit so enormous it's nearly of biblical proportions.

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I dropped a shiite muslim

shiite muslim by Money April 10, 2005

submarine muslim 

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

submarine muslim by Spanky 69 October 20, 2005

Lipstick Muslim 

a feminine, diva, fashionable muslim hijabi.

Look at the way she accessorize her hijab, she's such a lipstick Muslim.

Lipstick Muslim by basoooma December 19, 2011

Your cousin a muslim 

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

Your cousin a muslim by juanbombel May 14, 2018

Pearl Muslim 

A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.

Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.

Gracie: That's gross!

Pearl Muslim by 1880sCouch April 4, 2010

Drop a Muslim 

Verb: Draw-p A muz-lum

The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.

Jane: John, are you OK?
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!

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John: NOW!!!

(Sadly, John did not make it)

Drop a Muslim by PiltDownMcMahon April 15, 2008