mummy dick

the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding

I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick

by goombotz August 18, 2009

Muppy

If you are a man, and the woman you are seeing is married, or has a boyfriend already.....if you are playing the secondary role, you will be known as a MUPPY, sort of like a man puppy.

If you are a muppy, you are probably just being used. Cougars love to devour muppies, so be careful guys.

by BlackCasanovaLoveDoctor February 11, 2013

Mummy

A passive aggressive twit who complains rather than engaging their problem with an active solution.

OOC Mummy: 'Wow two freeps just killed a solo spider, they should delete'

by Xauron December 19, 2010

mumphel

(verb)when one laughs with his/her mouth full of food. quite a dangerous act, can easily lead to choking. commonly happens while high on marijuana.

That little stoner is mumpheling like a bitch!

by Hot Chili Gumption November 8, 2008

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009

ya mumdy

Meaning also dummy.

A term used when someone does/says something stupid.

" I just cooked a egg in the microwave and it exploded."

"YA MUMDY"

by Howard Ino February 14, 2005

Mumper

Similar to a 'Dohdle', but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. Mumpers generally do not understand the circumstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

Can also be combined with 'Dohdle' to make 'Mumper-dohdle'.

Suffixes include, but are not limited to, "man", "woman", "dohdle", "bumper", "chumper", "trumpet", "face".

"Awww, look at her, she's such a wee mumper."

by Mr Pseudonym Anonymous July 18, 2009