Mermaided

Mermaided,

A form of catfishing.

When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.

Man i met up with that girl from insert dating site here and she mermaided me!

by WH33LMAN_313 January 9, 2020

Marmalized

To get marmalized is to get injured or distorted horrendously to look as if you you could be scooped up into a jar and look like marmalade

Preston: omg that man has been hit by a car he looks aweful
Leon: he is marmalized

by leebubb June 2, 2017

Mermaid purse

When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap

Oh look at that mermaid purse! It matches your outfit!

by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018

Joe moma's hot

Meaning that u think some ones mom is pimpin all the time she has booty and titys she is hot.

Damn nigga Joe moma's hot

by Scott Hillegass June 11, 2006

marmar

n. Slang for marijuana

Ryan: How about, "I have an allergy to alcohol, so i brought a pound of marmar"
Dominik: They will accept if they’ve done a hefty amount of pre drinking
Jackson: Just looked up marmar, its undefined. I will be the first
Dominik: I assumed you mean't weed

by Ryan Jackson October 7, 2005

Mermaided

When you're at the beach and someone jumps into the ocean, turns into a mermaid and swims off.

Wow, check out Jim! He just mermaided out!

by Janey Jane July 31, 2019

mermaid

A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash.

Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful!

by Supagurlava April 4, 2016