Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

butt-monkeys

An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).

1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.

by luKx July 17, 2004

The Arctic Monkeys

Band from england, awesome music asshole band members

"dude did you see that interview with the Arctic Monkeys?"

"Yeah man those guys make great songs but they are assholes!"

by Carson Wham September 30, 2008

monkeyshine

A poor detail job on a vehicle.

Man, I can't believe I payed for this monkeyshine on my ride.

by Static_Friction July 23, 2006

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Monkeyshag

Public sex, most likely in an area of forest/woods. The woman hangs on to branches like a monkey would do, whilst the male is stood up, and sexual activity is engaged in this position. Not for those who like their comfort, but adventurous all the same!

Me and my partner went to Sherwood Forest the other day and we had a monkeyshag!

by xkissmequick November 22, 2011

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019