Molexted

when you get sexted by someone that you dont want to sext with.

WTF dude Cindy just molexted me.

That's fucking gross man.

by ricearoni24 April 17, 2011

child molestor

freddys daddy

freddys daddy touches him behind the furnace

by freddy July 26, 2003

Molexted

When someone gets sexted by someone they didn't want to be sexted by

Jane molexted my last night when she sent me dirty texts that made me uncomfortable

by Oh iTs Pyro April 23, 2011

Molestic

a term to describe ones who have a tendancy to molest

"did you see that guy grab that child"

"yeah he's molestic"

by walmsley12 October 27, 2009

Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.

Molestation Meal: See above.

by hungry guy July 27, 2010

molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

by Ria March 12, 2005

Molex

An expensive watch worn by a child molester, usually in an attempt to create a respectable image. The term is derived from Rolex, a manufacturer of luxury watches. The effect is ruined if accompanied by a molesterstache.

Gary Glitter wears his molex while cruising in his molestermobile.

by Nelson Mandela June 7, 2007