squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.

"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?

by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011

smelly mitten

When an individual farts on their hand and then cups their hand over another indviduals nose.

I just gave my girlfriend a smelly mitten!

by sickaudi October 25, 2009

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.

The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.

by KensleyS February 12, 2012

kitten mitten

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.

Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten

by max juan January 3, 2005

Mittelstand

Economic German for a pile of narrow-minded smurfs doing their own thing without being noticed.

Quantitative definition: They don't have a lot of money.

Qualitative definition: They do incest.

A: What's this company? I haven't heard about it ever.
B: Some Mittelstand tard trying to conquer the world by selling wieners.

by bdms November 26, 2011