Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019

Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

by msacco September 15, 2024

mitten

People with this last name are normally the shortest in the group

They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud

"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"

by Phantom of fire February 7, 2023

mittens

when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens

Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

Mitten

A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.

Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.

by jose6969 May 14, 2023

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016