Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)

Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

by Everyone that ever existed June 6, 2018

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010

Come Mierda

Means "dumbass" in Spanish. Commonly used by Hispanics, but mainly Cuban people, meaning "shit eater".

Oye! That guy is such a come mierda! He is such a dumbass!

by messifuckinrocks May 9, 2018

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

Mier

a popular Chinese and Japanese term, occasionally used in exclusive regions of Canada and United States, to describe someone or something that is particularly adept or experienced.

In many occasions, people who are described as mier mold to the generic stereotypes of an Asian (good grades, plays piano, tennis, violin etc.), but also displays white behavior (social, party animal, sense of humor, perverted etc.)

"Man, my friend was really miering it up last night at the party! He played a wicked piece backwards and blindfolded on the piano and chugged 9 bottles of Red Bull before throwing up in the bathroom and coming back for more"

"Dude, I wish my wang was as mier as that"

by Hammered Sushi March 14, 2009