Miles R

A very unique fellow, he's kinda scary, but sometimes mellow. He likes to compete, to be the best, but he loses his mellow, and gets beaten by the rest. He's usually a nice person, with a hint of rapey, he's sort of a douche, but at least he's not vaping. If you ever do fight him, he is a worthy foe, but sucks donkey balls, when it comes to Pokemon Go. He's good at sports, but suck complete cock at math, this is my best friend, Miles Rath

"Miles Rath, what a dweeb, amirite?"

by Jxt2002 July 31, 2016

Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....

by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020

mile day

the worst day of the week.

“oh. mr (sorry sorry captain) fucshetti, is wearing his special stance socks. must be mile day!”

by annabananaaa June 12, 2018

Delaware mile

A unit of distance that is anywhere between a kilometer and a standard mile.

The exit numbers on this highway are in Delaware miles.

by AnonymousPatcher July 17, 2014

miles lee

1. nerd
2. prepubescent

3. hottie thottie mcflurry
4. stupid
5. tiny pp

miles lee is a goofy goober

by yormahm February 5, 2022

Topo Mile

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.

"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."

by meizlizard July 19, 2009

Miles Bridges

A mix of surprise and disappointment

(When you beat the absolute fuck out of your wife in front of the kids because she made your chicken grilled instead of fried)

Bro you totally Miles Bridges that girl.

I saw her about to drown the 3rd kid so I Miles Bridged her

by Mr. Krabs hehe July 2, 2022