Mike 

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍

Mike is a n word

Ikr

Mike by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024

Mike 

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

Mike by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024

Mike 

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

Mike by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024

Mike 

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.

Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.

Mike by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024

Mike 

1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael

Alex: Mike is really annoying.
Jack: Yeah! I know!

Mike by anonymous April 18, 2024

mike 

A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.

"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"

"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."

mike by wuppers February 10, 2025

Mike 

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.

I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo

Mike by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025