No Mestriq March, or NMM, Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off because other girls aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true Girliness.
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NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off
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NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off
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After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.
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A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
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