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messy

wow your desk is messy it has paint on it
by ihobd;ou3v October 15, 2021
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Messy

She’s so messy because she’s my best friend dating my ex!!
by Niyaaaaaaasa May 11, 2021
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Messy pussy

Her pussy is nasty and leaks.
She has a messy pussy. Throw him a towel he just had messy pussy.
by Halalujer September 11, 2022
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Messy

(Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.
"When I see him out and about with them girls, acting all suave, oooo he so messy!"
by wayfarerblue February 9, 2023
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Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008
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Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
by barca09 March 12, 2025
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