Messiter

Word for when you introduce a friend to a friend you already know, and the friend becomes friends with your other friend, and unfriends/excludes you.

Guy 1: Dude how did introducing Cameron and Zoe go?

Guy 2: Dude Cameron totally Messitered me

by DeadBoom February 17, 2020

massive shit

uh oh oh honey i just released half my fucking body weight in shit in the toilet and now im dead of cancer

i have massive shit

by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020

Massive

A noun to describve a sleepover, founded by the one and only Raymond Salaber and Niccolo Arboleda.

"Hey yo, we gonna have a Massive tonight ?"

"Massive !"

"Man, that was SOME Massive, I think I panctured myself enough times there."

by raaaymond October 16, 2008

Massive Neck

That unexplainable feeling of getting neck more then once up to a maximum of 99 times in sucession.

Wow really? he didn't even turn around and he shot me!
wow really? I dropped my freakin juice.
Seriously? my house is on fire? yo no lie thats some MASSIVE neck.

by Fah-teh January 22, 2011

massive knashers

Someone that is a specky cunt and has no friends, usually joins in with things that you haven't asked them to do like butting into conversations or turning up to things that they weren't invited to. And has MASSIVE fucking teeth. This is a direct link with having massive 'knashers', glasses and being an annoying cunt. This usually occurs with someone that has a really overused and generic name like Jack, Callum or David.

*tries to insult you with his massive knashers knowledge*
"Fuck off ya specky buck toothed massive knashers rabbit." Or the occasionally
"Can you get Sky Sports on they Knashers?" or if you want to really piss them off go for...

"Goin eat some carrots ya specky cunt and take yer Shan patter and loneliness with you ya rabbit fuck"

by ChickenWing69 March 27, 2016

Massive L

Chico State University Strengths of Materials (CIVL 311) class, the hardest class for an engineering student, not because of the professor, but because the topics are absolute monkey business. Taking that class is truly a Massive L

I will be taking a Massive L next semester alongside my 3 friends.

by DaddysssGirl December 14, 2021

Massive Dump

how former President Trump referred to absentee or mail in votes being counted which he claimed were "massive dumps", When a president writes the lines on SNL for them.

A massive dump "I went from leading by alot to losing by a little" aka how election counting works.

by LearyFilms October 8, 2022