melon love

A phrase said in a playful tone when telling someone they mean a lot to you and they rock. It is not a substitute for 'I love you'.

Ohmygod, Emily! Melon love!

by Debio January 22, 2008

Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.

Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.

by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

crusty melon

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.

Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.

by frederickallen May 14, 2010

Casaba Melon

(Noun) Life affirming jumblies

Her Casaba Melons are oh so sweet.

by Nozitina August 11, 2010

maroney

1. Existing in a state of high paranoia
2. One who seriously believes in conspiracy theories

1. Pat won't come out of his house anymore because he is so maroney about life.
2. I was talking to this maroney on the bus the other day, and he kept trying to make me believe that the CIA shot JFK.

by Maroneyisms November 2, 2010

melon

1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon

"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?"
"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"

by Damien Coughlan December 28, 2005

melonious

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

by urbanewebster November 6, 2008