Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Skull Merchant Treatment

The act of killing something or someone, either figuratively or literally - the act of removing one self's identity and self worth to a point where they might as well not even exist anymore because they were killed bye bye

Oh no, they're giving x killer the skull merchant treatment

by Puffalope June 2, 2025

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it

Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant

by ibalsmamicdog July 27, 2023

Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.

"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.

I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant

by real jobs July 20, 2018

Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.

"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."

by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016