meetball

The tendency for meetings to grow in size, causing scheduling conflicts and delays. (can also be used as a noun)

The Q4 Budget Review is going to meetball, Chad insisted that I invite Karen from accounting and her manager.

We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.

by S?G March 20, 2019

Meerkating

When one looks around looking for danger

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019

Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020

meet the person

Meeting the person

Taking a sh*t without people around you knowing:

I need to meet the person.

by Sophorsven September 14, 2021

Meet Ready

A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.

Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"

On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"

by Seenor Jane January 17, 2022

meepcore

when something is so cute that you go “meep” when you see it

omg did you see that picture of my melody?? it’s so meepcore.

by jojoval September 25, 2022

Lesbian House Meeting

Is a counterproductive meeting often scheduled on weekly basis that sucks the life out the moment or activity where discussions evolve around railroad policy, procedures and protocols that no one will actually follow in real life.

A Lesbian House Meeting is where a meeting is called between flat mates to discuss petty issues such as house cleaning, lesbian kitty money and scheduling the next house meeting! This definition is not limited the domestic arena.

by the natural truth October 11, 2010