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Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
mugGet the Medical-Urinemug.

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.
Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.
by anonymous May 24, 2022
mugGet the medically fucked upmug.
There it is! What did I tell you? 7 YEARS AGO I CALLED IT! HE SAID IT! I TOLD you dumb motherfuckers he wanted to do a Psycho-Pass! I TOLD YOU!
Hym "See!? He says it was 'mistake to medicalize those traits' and guess who disproportionately has those traits!? The

✌️✊️✌️Woke✌️✊️✌️ That's who! Are you woke? Who here is ✌️✊️✌️Woke✌️✊️✌️ ?See, those people are ✌️✊️✌️Evil✌️✊️✌️ and need to have their rights removed. He wants to do a Psycho-Pass! Called it! I fucking called it! Be HE described psychopaths and GUESS WHO DID ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HE CLAIMED PSYCHOPATHS DO? NOT ME! Moving around a lot. Absolutely refusing to do things he doesn't want to do (Even at the cost of child lives). Everything he said about Psychopaths UP UNTIL 2017 and NOW, well, he has a mOnOgAmOuS rElAtIoNsHiP! So none of that stuff applies. You don't get rights if you have the personality traits he doesn't like and if you have those traits, you need to be like Russell! You gotta do his incest cult to get your rights back (as a part of your 12 steps). CALLED! BLAMO! Look at that shit! Fucking NAILED IT! 7 years in advance! Shouldn't have been 'medicalized' because now you're entitled to treatment that his would REFUSE TO GIVE YOU IF LEFT UP TO HIM! Borderline personally disorder, Narcissistic personality disorder, Anti-Social personality disorder! ALL OF WHICH have crossover with ADHD and AUTISM, ASSBURGERS (According to Simon Baron-Cohen anexpert on this exact field of mental health). What did I fucking tell you? I know I'm talking about here."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
mugGet the Shouldn't have been 'medicalized'mug.

Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
mugGet the Immediate Medical Attentionmug.

Medic 2

(Noun) an ambulance located out of a fire departments second station. Typically staffed by one or two people that believe they have some kind of status in the organization. Mostly “ OUT OF SERVICE” or “ 4th Up”.
Did you see medic 2 is out of service again?!”
by Crispy Boyz May 3, 2021
mugGet the Medic 2mug.

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
mugGet the Medical Pen Explaggotmug.

Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
mugGet the Medic Girlfriendmug.

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