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Raccoon Mayonnaise

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.
Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010
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midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's
My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.
by bleach blinders July 17, 2020
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spicy mayonnaise

When you come in her mouth but you have an std.
Yesterday tyler gave me a taste of some spicy mayonnaise. 😜
by Crack feen August 29, 2022
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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016
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the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
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mamographic mayonnaise

noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.
wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.
by clintz the god February 18, 2004
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Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006
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