Max

Max is Possibly the worst boyfriend ever. Simple as that.

Eww Max. Don't go out with him he's terrible at making out and he's ugly.

by ohyeahit'semilyshescool May 07, 2006

Max

A fat person to can't wait to fuck his sister.

My name is max I can't wait to go home from school so I can fuck my sister.

by Nigerian niggers on a Friday December 24, 2016

Max

Whore

Don't be such a Max..

by IHadTo. March 23, 2013

Max

Max is a fuckboi

Max your a fuckboi

by Wadlewadle August 14, 2016

Max

Compulsive liar, tries to make girls jealous, Low life people have this name> This name should stay a dogs name. Usually cute from behind but totally not in the front. Jerk.

OMG Have you talked to max lately?
No, gag me with a frickin spoon!!!!!!

by moomoos August 22, 2008

Max

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D

by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009

Max

Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend

melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol

by LemonMayo April 22, 2009