Max

A fat person to can't wait to fuck his sister.

My name is max I can't wait to go home from school so I can fuck my sister.

by Nigerian niggers on a Friday December 23, 2016

Max

Whore

Don't be such a Max..

by IHadTo. March 22, 2013

Max

Max is a fuckboi

Max your a fuckboi

by Wadlewadle August 14, 2016

Max

Compulsive liar, tries to make girls jealous, Low life people have this name> This name should stay a dogs name. Usually cute from behind but totally not in the front. Jerk.

OMG Have you talked to max lately?
No, gag me with a frickin spoon!!!!!!

by moomoos October 16, 2008

Max

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D

by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009

Max

Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend

melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol

by LemonMayo April 22, 2009

Max

A guy that sits next to his Xbox all day and has no friends and sets plans to kill himself

And easily mad and has no insults but simple ones

Kid: Max your a idiot

max: shut up poop head

by Big 7 octopus April 6, 2017