Matturbate

Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.

One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.

by Gsteven June 20, 2010

Matherbating

When one proceeds to independently stroke their genitalia for personal pleasure while studying mathematics, or math related activities.

Hey, did you hear that Kevin began matherbating today in Precalc when Mr. Johnson began talking about Matricees?

by The Impactor February 28, 2011

Matour

when you mature an extreme amount over a long period of time, often time there is a jurassic change in one's personality and behavior showing they have become more of an adult

Maddie: Wow don't you think Paige has really matoured lately?

Gabby: Yes I wish I could matour like that she is so mature and grown-up, I wish that one day I'll be able to be like that.

by pcorey494 March 19, 2011

Ben Mather

An amazing guy with a huge dick and is sensational in bed.

1st girl: OMG guess who I met up with last night?
2nd girl: OMG who?
1st girl: Ben Mather! OMG he was so great in bed!

or

OMG that guy is such a Ben Mather! ;-)

by benmather01 December 15, 2016

Kim Mathers

A slut and bad mother that should worry about other things than drugs & herself all the time. Eminem could do way better than her & can get anyone he wants that wouldn't cheat on him. Eminem loves Hailie to death more than kim & that's his gurl for life. I hope Kim burns in hell for what she does & that bitch is crazy slitting her wrist. I love U Eminem alwayz & forever. This goes for u Kim die Bitch die. I wish Em did kill u stupid whore, smutt, ugly ass, cheater, close ur legs next time. If I ever saw her Id punch her in the face myself. Good advice Em get rid of her!

Kim Is a whore

by Jaclyn May 5, 2004

kim mathers

yo kim mathers made my mom no longer like em because she thinks that he drove her to attempted suicide kim mathers is an evil person for cheating on em or anybody else

kim screwed up her life and proabably her daughters too

by fatman14 June 25, 2004

Mathurbation

The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

by EJMRagent October 7, 2015