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steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"
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Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud
James Waud is a Massive Rookie
by BatleyElite December 11, 2011
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Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008
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Massive

Bro Scotland are MASSIVE they beat Denmark 2-0!!!
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massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.
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Massive

A song made by the greatest band ever, Linkin Park. This song was made 20 years ago as of 2023 but released on Linkin Park's Meteora 20th anniversary boxset came out. It's a very amazing song, when i heard it for the first time I almost cried. Mike Shinoda sings in it
Me : hey what's this song called?
My brother who loves Linkin Park : Massive
Me : bet
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