spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

masterbatious

to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day

My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious

by Bandkid6666666666666666 May 4, 2009

masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.

Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.

by zerordie323 January 23, 2011

Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.

Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.

by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011

Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

butt masher

Someone that butseckses with fist. Butt mash (Verb) To Mash the asshole with extreme force. To make ass like goatse. O_o

Guy 1: Dude he butt mashed him to goatse lvl.OMFG!!!!!1111!!!!1111one1!!!!!!!111
Guy 2: No fucking way HAX. He was Butt mashed that bad???WTF
Butt Mashed guy: It wasnt that bad!!!

Guy 1: He liked it what a fag!

by O_oXD>_< July 31, 2005