Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

Maple creamy

When you give a girl a cream pie and all the cum doesn't come out until you eat her out later in the night......maple creamy

Dude I fucked this chick last night and blew my load in her, bitch didn't know how to wipe and gave me a maple creamy when I went to eat her out

by Webnasty July 13, 2015

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

scott manley

Scott Manley is a YouTuber with 600,000+ subscribers. He is most know for his series on Kerbal Space Program named "Interstellar Quest."

John: Hey Bob, have you seen the new Interstellar Quest?
Bob: What's Interstellar Quest?
John: A YouTube series made by Scott Manley on Kerbal Space Program.

by the buyt August 23, 2017

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005