maidenwurtzl

the dimples in the back leg area of extremely large people. Fairly obscure, used mainly in the upper Chesterville area

generichuman1: snosh, that's a mad kabob you've got....AAAAAGGGHHH look at the maidenwurtzl formation on Helga

generichuman2: that is interstellar insanity, we should pull out our mountainbikes and traverse that...

by shaihulud February 21, 2009

Maidened

Pronunciation: Made-End

Verb

1. When you go to a concert for a well known band, mostly famous for their old songs, and they play nothing but new songs.

It took two hours to drive to the concert and another hour to stand in line to get in, only to get maidened.

by 4 count... no Fear of the Dark July 2, 2010

maidzilla

An unmarried and desparate female, who, when given the role of bridesmaid, begins to live vicariously for the bride. This will include organising a hen's night which is focused around her desires and a wedding where she attempts to run the day, overuling the bride's wishes.

Bride: "Why arn't you organising the photos?"
MC: " I asked Sophie for the list as you said and she told me I wasn't needed, she had it under control and to go away"
Bride: " That's ridiculous, no one has any idea what's happening!!!! She has become a complete maidzilla"

by buntyf October 19, 2010

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

Mapipi Israelihahd

The man, the myth, the legend. Mapipi Israelihahd is believed to be the man to cure Ligma.

Bob: What’s your name
Mapipi: Mapipi
Bob: Last name?
Mapipi: Mapipi Israelihahd!!
Bob: hahahahahhahahahahhahhaha

by Original Name I Guess January 18, 2019

mapiglooz

A mapiglooz is the kind of guy that force his classmate to give him there food. He is know as the alpha male in the school and is know also to skip legs day all he needs to survive is to steal his classmate food!

When a mapiglooz is hungry , run

by Beluga123 August 30, 2019

Maidé

Mediocre, only acceptable but not very good. Italianization of the equestrian term "Maiden" which means "a horse that has never won a race". By extension
1) Anyone, in races and in life, never reaches top or bottom
2) A lukewarm person

He's a maidé in Maths

No maidé in the gang

by Delta Draconis June 23, 2020