Maite Zaitut

There is a province in the north of Spain called "Euskadi" where they use "Maite Zaitut" to say "I love you so much, you're special". Sweet...

Darling... I wanted to tell you something but I can't find the words... just... "Maite Zaitut"!!
Boys... you should write it down... ;p

by xaxa May 7, 2004

High Maintenance Women

Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.

"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"

by High Maintance Queen February 18, 2010

manitals

Male genitals; the less formal version of genitals and specifically male parts.

Dude, I was playing softball yesterday and I took a one-hopper to the manitals. I can barely walk today!

by wilgary February 9, 2010

Manitoba Milkshake

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.

I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake

by KurtMoore March 7, 2011

Cock Manifesting

To stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man.

Katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because I was Cock Manifesting and she's no longer a problem.

by Pistol Petex September 16, 2009

middle maintenance

The well defined line between being High maintenance and low maintenance, where you don't over dramatize a situation or require constant attention; but some attention is enjoyed and in certain situations you prefer comfort over compromise.

Indiana was middle maintenance, while she didn't need to go on an extravagant date she did prefer to go to a clean movie theater over the one closer to her location.

by Tinkyyy Winkyyy January 3, 2016

closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

by Willem88 January 1, 2012