Myt muffer 

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.

Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie

Myt muffer by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021

Muffle

the attractiveness of someone's voice

hey! Jonny she has a cute muffle !

Muffle by tacozilla January 11, 2010

Muffercraft 

Crummys moms box used as a reliable source of transportation to the work force. A vaginal hovercraft, propelled by downward winds from deep inside the vaginal cavity.

"I took the muffercraft to work today, got a little wet along the way."

Muffercraft by Seelynn November 21, 2013

Muffle Pants 

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

Muffle Pants by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

muffled 

When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!

muffled by Lou Renzo January 11, 2009

Muffley 

A person who has a mop-top style hair, is short (In many ways) and constantly hangs around one person. They must also be abnormally attracted to their younger brother. Also known as Muff Cop.

You: "The Muff dropped his stuff!"
Him: "Don't fffucking thay that or i'll smath you!"

Muffley by Marcus Lam March 27, 2005

Muffle

The hair on your head.
Generally taken the wrong way unless you explain what a muffle is.

Let me stroke your muffle!!

Muffle by Rosehhh December 16, 2010