Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 06, 2011

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oh muffins!

a word used when things go wrong

Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!

by firetruck with a mustache April 05, 2010

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Throw a muffin

To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...

Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?

by CrackedCrayon September 24, 2019

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muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.

Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.

by just_warming_up May 20, 2009

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Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

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