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MTV

A media group comprized of people that read Alternative Press(Greatest magazine ever) to steal good(to great), original styles and bands and demoralize it to the idiotic mass that watches it. Aka, the television station that tried and is still to this day trying to demonize emo to a steriotype of middleclass white kids wearing all black and listen to AFI and cry and cut wrists. Also known for making the godawful Avril LaPoser famous.
Aside from See You Sunday, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Rob & Big and publishing The Perks of Being A Wallflower and a few other good things, MTV has made the entire US populations IQ at least 40 points lower.

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shutter shades used to be cool, but now that d-bag Kanye West wears them
by MakeSomeWhat March 17, 2009
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Mtv

music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.
" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black
by keepskatin'bro October 27, 2011
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MTV

A channel on tv originally called MTV to stand for Music Television. They used to play music vidoes and be bad ass. But today they are MTV and it stands for Maternity Teen Televison. They only play shows about knocked up teenagers, drunk partiers, or teenagers with kids. No more music.. If only it was still the 90's
I watched 16 and Pregnant then Teen Mom then the Jersey Shore with a pregnant Snooki on MTV the other day.
by Truther Teller November 20, 2012
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MTV

a cable music channel that has been bought by the religious right. haven't you been paying attention?
Now kids actually have to go to black clubs for black music since they can't see it all on MTV.
by anonymous March 7, 2005
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mtv

who Jello Biafra takes it up the ass from
by I fart on them August 16, 2004
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MTV

A reason of teen preggo-ness
When me and my new gf were driving back to LA from San Fransisco, I said I hated MTV, she said she loved it. Yup, that bitch walked home.
by qwertyface December 7, 2011
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MTV

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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