Morbism

The religion with one morbillion believers practiced by Morbists following the teachings of Dr. Morbius. Followers of this religion must morb one morbillion times a day.

Morbism is the most popular religion in the world and has over a Morbillion followers!

by High Priest of Morbism July 30, 2022

Alan (morbi)

He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!

Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"

Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"

Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"

Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"

Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"

Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"

Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"

Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls

by Mr sexy sexy boy May 17, 2016

morbo

1) To poop a rabbit in ones pants.
2) An alien from futurama who will someday kill us all.

1) Oh fuck I morboed my pants it hurts like hell.
2) Morbo: die puny human, I will rape uu with my 30ft long dick!

by Poopy September 2, 2008

morbin' time

a sex position where a partner proceeds to suck the blood out of a womans vagina dressed as a vampire

its morbin' time!

by WEABOOHENTAIGIRL June 30, 2022

morbid mafia

Horror rap band, coming from Colchester in the United Kingdom. They consist of Killa Kamm and Don Giovanni. They both come from two different backgrounds with Kamm being mexican and Giovanni being italian. The recently recorded the album Rap(e) on their self labeled "Autopsy Records" company built out the basement of Gio's house.

"Killa Kamm, perverted and deadly. The hatchet is my only remedy I hold it high, I might as well, gonna send this motherfucker to the depths of hell"
- Hallowicked by Morbid Mafia

by Mr. slice 'n dice. December 9, 2008

morbid mike

a cool ass guy whose real name is mike rosenbloom and he goes to srchs.he loves ribs and his freinds a f*cking awesome.

YO! did u see morbid mike?hes so fucking cool!

by alabo October 23, 2006

morbi

--a guy dorky enough to make up a definition for his name saying hes sweet with the ladies

--calling yourself hot, cool, and "sweet with the ladies"

by hottie February 24, 2005