crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020

Shit mop

When you have puffy hair and it looks like a shit mop

Shot up kadaisha with your shit mop on your head

by Nobody_knows 2021 June 2, 2021

ball mop

A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻

Omg I cummed all over the bed I'm so sorry!!
It's ok I have a ball mop :)

by Meghansavagelol November 21, 2016

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

rubber mop

A mop that is rubber

Wow that mop is made of rubber, making it a RUBBER MOP

by IHaveALotOfFriends July 6, 2017