mondingo

A mondingo is a very large, often erect, hairy penis, that is dirty.

Wow Chad, I can't even lie I love your mondingo on my forehead

by Prestigous July 25, 2017

Microbrew Monday

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.

Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!

by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

mondegreen

A misheard song lyric. A symptom of word"kiss this guy" syndrome/word

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

Monday

A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.

Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!

by Maya January 23, 2005

mondo

describes anything that is outrageously huge or ginormous

WHAT!,that was a mondo bass that jumped outa the water!

by dubdizzle June 22, 2008

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

by Mick July 9, 2004

Monday Scaries

Scared at life after your weekend started on Thursday and it continued to Sunday Night. Move aside Sunday Scaries there is a new sheriff in town.

Sorry I cannot hang out this Monday as I am going straight home after work and watching True Blood. I have a serious case of the Monday Scaries and am afraid to be outside.

by La Bronze July 27, 2010