mlm

mlm stands for man loving man or non-women loving non-women to include non-binary or other identitys in the LGBTQIA+ community!

chris: hey david, meet shawn we are a mlm relationship

david: whats mlm?
chris: mlm stands for man loving man!
david: okay! I fully support you!

by urmom936573646375664475 July 28, 2021

mlia

Stands for "My Life is Average", a website in which people could share those simple, and mundane events of their lives. However, the vast majority of contributors apparently have no concept of what "average" means or they lead such spectacularly awesome lives, while we lead horribly boring ones. Older posts reflected facets of day to day life, but newer submissions seem to feature sensationalized stories about their teachers, Harry Potter-related encounters, the well-cultured homeless, epiphanies, and other things that bring shame to our dull existence.

Old MLIA post: Today, I spilled some milk on the kitchen floor and I tried to wipe it all, but I missed a spot. MLIA

Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA

by LesDebunkers May 26, 2011

F.M.L.Y.H.M.

Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.

Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!

And so happened all night.

by Chance Eastham December 9, 2007

F.M.L.

"fuck my life" - said as an interjection to express discontent with events in one's life.

"I have to read 5 novels this summer for school. On MY vacation. F.M.L."

by jd9318 August 11, 2008

MLIC

Stands for "my life is cheap". Phrase used after a sentence describing your cheap life.

Yesturday, Heather was offering to give the rest of her coke to someone. I took it and tried to sell it to random people even though it was already opened. MLIC

Didn't want to buy drumsticks so I found a bunch of random objects and taped them together, mlic.

My current mp3 requires MANUAL battery changes because i can't afford an ipod. MLIC.

Yesterday my parents and i went to an outlet mall, we bought 2 of everything.
they were summer clothes, but my rents refused to buy me winter clothes i needed, so i was forced to where the same layers of summer clothing all on top of eachother. MLIC.

Yesterday, i made a bet with a friend... since i was so broke.. i bet a penny i would find on the floor MLIC

by mayfield1994 November 23, 2009

M270 MLRS

A mobile rocket launcher used by the US military to compliment howitzer artillery fire, the MLRS (Multiple Launching Rocket System) can fire 12 M270 missiles in under 60 seconds.

Suddenly the area was quiet, then the insurgents heard the scream of 12 M270 missiles coming towards them.

by TI November 13, 2004

MLG

Major League Gamers. They are people who love Doritos and Mountain Dew they also enjoy quickscoping everyone and often exploit games. People often get pissed at them and rage. They are also pretty much an elite group of hackers or gamers who love doge and will also say illuminati confirmed!!!!!

I, myself am not an MLG Gamer but I'm pretty good.

by MaDawgTT February 11, 2015