Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...

Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!

by Gee Why March 1, 2009

milf

A Mother I would or any one would wanna fuck!

Zach H.'s mom is so fine....her names the definition of milf, right dave.

by Belial666999 December 28, 2005

milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

Milch Cow Theory

The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.

The modus operandi of Fox News demonstrates that Rupert Murdoch subscribes to the Milch Cow Theory.

by Two Hep Cats January 7, 2012

Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 August 9, 2008

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

MILCH

Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable

She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.

by PMax January 30, 2009