One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
by Benamin February 14, 2009
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Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch
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Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!
Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.
She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.
Plus, she loves her animals.
Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.
She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.
Plus, she loves her animals.
melissa's personality??
by m%m%m% July 31, 2011
Get the melissa mug.A Melissa are someone who can easily fall under pressure and become depressed. Results to taking unprescribed medicine, or drinking. They will want to cling to your side because they feel dependent, especially in hard times at school. Best friend will be a cat, probably for life. Walks slumped over, and kills all happy moods of others. A "Buzzkill"
by RachelBlackburn May 14, 2011
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