Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.

I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.

The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.

by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023

Heavy-Medic

Commonly referred to in Team Fortress 2, the Heavy-Medic is a heavy that is constantly being healed by a medic, usually behind them. Possibly being übercharged in the process which poses a great disadvantage to the opposing team. This is due to his powerful minigun and his significantly high health when being healed.

I'm being dominated by a Heavy-Medic!

There's a Heavy-Medic in the base!

by energ157 August 30, 2023

Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023

Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.

My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021

recre-medicate

The use of prescribed medication for recreational use, including skipping a scheduled dose in order to double the dose at a later time or taking at a time when medication is not warranted to achieve a desired effect.

Kevin, did you take your Xanax this morning or are you saving it to recre-medicate after work?

Karen hoarded her lortab prescribed from her surgery to recre-medicate after she recovered.

by Conservative Bored housewife October 6, 2021

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022