miffloe

black person.

We miffloes have it going down tonight!

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

mufflah

Head, or more specifically, face, expecially after being busted up or hit with something.

Hey Johnny, How's ya mufflah?!

by pk16 January 2, 2009

Mufflering

A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident

Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.

by Sir Hampton July 5, 2010

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.

Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.

by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011

muffled cabbage

When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.

"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"

by XxIso1atorXx November 11, 2013