The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

The Matrix

v. TO BE IN THE MATRIX - means to be high and/or tripping balls.

After about 2 hits Daryl was in the Matrix.

by VodkanLemons December 28, 2005

the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004

glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 22, 2006

The Matrix

Often confused with the closely related "Gaytrix", which is a highly fictitous movie with very little plot development and acting; as well as mediocre action scenes that lasts half the movie.

Mi hombre fui ver el Gaytrix... pero no le gusta.

by moose nuts November 17, 2003

the matrix

Absolute shite. Most over-rated film of all time.

Wank material for Sci Fi freaks...

Splicing time in Movies does not work. See also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bollocks and Charlies Angels...

by Sharpshooter November 17, 2003