Lube

Where a woman has sex with you. So called because the vigina fluid lubercates the pecker in sex.

I asked Kathy to lube me.

by Deep blue 2012 July 4, 2010

Lubey

Of or pertaining to a female possessing an inordinate amount of natural lubrication

This girl is really lubey as in she is wet all of the time

by lubey84 October 27, 2011

jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.

Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007

Lebes

noun. has an even bigger penis than a drewsepher

unfortunately, this penis is almost always in the shape of a triforce or simple triangle.

despite the massive dick size, he is a total failure with females and males alike in the sex area, probably due to the odd shape of his penis.

He is extremely talented at the art of Douchbaggery

Person one: DAYUM did you see that huge mangled dick on encyclopediadramatic.com/offended?

person two: naw it's not mangled, its just a Lebes

person one: i was at this party with hella booze and slutty sorority chicks, but i STILL couldn't score
person two: man, you're such a Lebes

person one: shit though, did you see the way Kanye West stole that microphone?
person two: what a Lebes

by douchefer September 19, 2009

Ludes

Light Nudes, social media tolerated level of nudes. Naughty but won’t get you fired.

He asked for nudes but I’m saving the good ones for later, so I sent him a few Ludes instead.

by Naughty Mouth January 20, 2021

the devils lube

Its a messy spit liquid that is on his anal fork, which pushes u into a pit of fire and dead corpses. yummy

I just got sent to hell, luckily i was allowed the devils lube

by eggsalad10 September 18, 2017

Grab The Lube

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.

Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018