Lottery Hoe

A hoe who always flirts with the person in the same room as her that is the most attractive to her at the time. Whoever she ends up fucking is whoever she is around when she is horny.

Don’t fuck with Stacy, she is such a lottery hoe.

by WaltuhBlack January 25, 2023

Loiterous

An adjective used to describe a behavior that involves lingering, puttering, waiting, skulking, loafing, lounging, idling, dawdling, and taking one's time.

She was looking very loiterous as she stood silently in the hallway waiting to for an opportunity to speak to her professor.

by MammaKritter007 April 13, 2023

Lotterature

The lottery of getting publishing past the 'gatekeepers' or self-publishing on the Internet.

Either way it's Lotterature. Someone else decides what you'll read.

by PartisanZ April 28, 2023

lobter

literally the world lobster with no s.

look at that lobter!
Did you mean lobster?

by ethan-ig May 5, 2023

Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Lopertastic

An exclamation describing the passion and school spirit for the University of Nebraska at Kearney.

I had a Lopertastic time at the homecoming Lip Sync event!

by Albbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs June 1, 2023

Looters Paradox

The "Looters Paradox" is a phenomenon that occurs in survival games and looter shooters, where the Player or "Looter" cannot find the item they are desperately looking for when they are putting their effort into looking for it, but will find it when they've forgotten about it or are looking for a completely different item.

It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.

"Ugh, I've been looking for this item for hours, but I just cannot find it! I hate the looters paradox!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"

by P3trich0r July 19, 2024