Literally

Something a Jackass would say when they are trying say “seriously” or make a Point without Context.

Poser 1: Did you hear about the New Call of Duty?
Poser 2: Bro, Literally all of the Call Of Duty Games are Stupid.

Poser 1: Hey did you see that girl on TikTok Bro?
Poser 2: Yeah it was so funny!
Poser 3: Literally Nobody Asked.

by Toden October 13, 2021

i will literally fucking poop

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it

Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?

by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

literally anybody who watched jojos

A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls

Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people

literally anybody who watched jojos are the best

by mem1 April 26, 2022

Literally Came Out of Nowhere

A phrase that's literally just describing ambushing someone and killing them in Among Us.

"Oh I bet that guy just literally came out of nowhere to murder White."

by Flamebang January 5, 2023

literally

the definition of something literal, actual, real. not to be confused with figuratively, the complete opposite or littoral, of anything near the shore or coast of a body of water.

correct usage:

1) I literally made this post at 12:15am.
2) The woman literally just fell from the sky.
incorrect usage:
1) I literally ate shit in FS2020/GTA/DCS/any other flying game. (you didn't literally consume fecal matter, did you?)
2) Destroyers have limited capability in the littorals. (literally wrong context and doesn't even end in -ly ya dingus did you play too much Sea of Thieves?)

by don'tbeadummy March 14, 2022

OMG i literally cannot.

A strong emotion/feeling that white girls feel where they literally cannot.

girl 1: oh my god can you believe that the boy next class liked my photo??
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.

by bruh momentinum September 22, 2019