lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

limberger lumber

When a guy doesn't bathe, causing his cheese coated piss pipe to smell like a haunch of limberger!

Dude, you should tell your brother to bathe, I can smell his limberger lumber from here.

by Uncle Kurtie October 16, 2006

Lumberjack off

When you grow out your pubes until they resemble a beard, the you masturbate with syrup.

-"Hey man, wanna go get some flapjacks?"
-"Not right now, I'd rather go Lumberjack off."
-"Alright, just make sure you wash your balls when you're done."

by Lumberjacket August 15, 2009

Lumber Liquidate

Sexual Act in which you slap a girl in the face with your dick, then fuck her anally, then slap her with your dick again, then fuck her in the vag, then slap her in the face one last time before walking out.

Dude I wanna lumber liquidate that hoe.

by Dylan624 January 21, 2013

Lumbergh

A person with an incredibly repulsive personality. So much so that anyone who has sex with that person will forever be tainted e.g. friends will lose respect for that person, and potential or current partners will no longer be attracted to that person, once they find out that they have had sex with a Lumberg.

In the 1999 movie Office Space, Peter (Ron Livingston) believes that his girlfriend Joanna (Jennifer Anniston) has had sex with his boss, Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole). Once this information becomes known, he no longer wants anything to do with Joanna and is tormented by the thought of his girlfriend having sex with Lumbergh.

also,

Friend A: "That girl is such a Lumbergh!"

Friend B: "Yeah, this guy I know had sex with her. I can't even look him in the eye anymore."

Friend A: "Yeaaahhhhh...*sips imaginary coffee cup*"

by C.J. Volney January 15, 2006

Mexican Lumberjack

A sex move in which a male is fornicating a female from behind and then takes out an axe and cuts on of the females legs off and then gizzs on the stump.

Yo man the mexican lumberjack is my favorite sex move, too bad you can only do it twice to your partner.

by Stevie Harlow May 1, 2010

lamberic

adj.
Having the properties of a Lambera.

"Why are we here" is a very lamberic question.

by the banana September 2, 2004