Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 12, 2019

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

Leather face

A women who pretends to be happy in her relationship in the public but her face looks darker toned and her skin changes to almost leather texture because most of the time the women is going through it behind closed doors and not truly happy in the relationship and internally battling herself to keep a man she no isn’t good for her. Layman terms no happy glow

Lani looks real leather faced since being with Derrick

by Messi_ December 25, 2023

fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 23, 2023

Leather Magnet

A person (often times black), who attracts the leather end of a whip.

Did you catch my leather magnet out in the cotton fields? You know what they say: a whip a day keeps the leather magnets at bay.

by Racistsanta October 12, 2020

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018