Lazy pervert

Reaching out of passenger window and slapping a girl on the ass.

Lazy pervert That girl walking down the sidewalk

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018

lazy extrovert

A lazy extrovert is when you socializing and making new friends but just to lazy to do it.

Josh loves making friends but never wants to get out of bed to do it. He's such a lazy extrovert.

by Baddieperiodt5067 March 29, 2021

Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.

Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.

by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022

Lazy Loz

When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy

I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday

by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

by classikjane August 31, 2012

Lazy Griswald

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald

by Bush mick December 14, 2020

lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018