Lando

"Pulling a lando": Becoming obsessive and yelling at your ex girlfriend that "I gave you this!" while violently pounding your chest

It's a Saturday night at your friend Natalie's house and you're really drunk. You see your ex girlfriend and she makes some sort of a snide comment. You proceed to scream and yell that you don't deserve this and that "I gave you this!" You have just pulled a lando.

by Kevin Jewett December 28, 2005

Landon

Landon - This kinda person will sweep you off your feet.

espeaily when he knows what he wants. He is very loving and caring, Active, Outgoing and Motivated. No one stands in his way. He can be very moody and Emotional sometimes, But when you need him he there for anything! He will even travel across the world just to make sure you are ok!

Landon is someones soul mate :)

by BananaLanana February 7, 2010

Landon

A hot kid, who has a huge dick and gets all the ladies with that big cock. A Landon is someone who has a great personality. But he can be shy some times. He can break a few hearts, but it's Worth it

I wish I was one of them Landon's.

by LexiDicoco442 October 21, 2017

Landon

Landon is the funniest, handsomest, most charming young man one would have the pleasure of meeting. He is wise beyond his years, and he knows who he is and who he wants to become. He has a quiet confidence, yet he is anything but arrogant. Landon is a wonderful friend who cares, listens, gives and encourages. Landon is a best friend, and someone who anyone would be lucky to have in their life.

Everyone loves Landon.

Landon is a role model for all young men.

by m4peace June 7, 2010

landon-guy

person who goes to preppy Landon where guys are short and ugly.
'brother school' to holton, man i feel bad for those girls.

holton prep 1: You know that landon-guy i was dating?
holton prep 2: the one who was like a foot shorter than you?!?
holton prep 1: yeah. i caught him making out with some NCS girl, so I dumped him for a St. Albans guy.
holton prep 2: nice move.

by hot-holton-punk December 11, 2004

Landon

A school for people who own at life.

Whoa! you go to Landon! you must be really cool and smart and amazing at life!

by Hiro Nakamura December 7, 2006

Royce Landon

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.

Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"

by Royce Landon December 6, 2007