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Guatemalan lawn ninja 

The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.
*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!
Guatemalan lawn ninja by Jacki B February 21, 2009
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Mow My Lawn 

When a MILF invites a young boy over to come and "Mow her Lawn" - no lawnmower required, but an adventurous spirit helps.
My husband is away this weekend, do you want to come over and mow my lawn?
Mow My Lawn by fuckradar January 2, 2012
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Mowing Lawn

To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.

To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.
Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.
Mowing Lawn by doomsday00 February 18, 2009

Zombie on your lawn 

A great song from the era of mobile games that were good and took effort
Sunflower

1, 2, 3, Woo!

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
NOOOOOOO!!

I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies

I used to play football (football)
Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)
I have a screen-door shield (screen door sheild)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle (tricicle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna eat your brains (no no no no)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Fair Lawn 

A small Town in Bergen County New Jersey. Home to the Cutters who haven't won a football game since the Blue Jays made it to a World Series. Aside from it's terrible sports Fair Lawn is home to the cool hang out spot CVS where drugs and drinks are delt like it's nothing.
Fair Lawn by EnBs June 29, 2008

Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.
Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"
Hows your lawn Mower by The Hodge February 8, 2006

Hoeing the Lawn 

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
Hoeing the Lawn by BOnoobies March 8, 2011