Owch! my stomach lining!"

What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.

Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!

by Hawke October 2, 2003

Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.

Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.

by Jag140 September 5, 2011

lancing

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

by Truthwriter November 18, 2007

Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

avril lavinge

The spelling is "Lavigne", but whatever. This girl's music is the kind that makes me long for the days of Joe Strummer and Johnny Rotten.

ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL: I love Avril, so I must be punk.

SENSIBLE PERSON: No, child, you are not punk for liking Avril.

by Lady Pain February 22, 2005

lating

When you like someone else while you are dating another male or female

He was lating

by Mugg4 May 21, 2017

laying an egg

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

by Solid Steak April 17, 2007