stanky lag 

That moment when you realize you have the stankiest lag in all of slither.io. You sit there, wanting to cry like a mlg dogemaster. but then you realize dogemasters dont cry and think,"I am one with the Doge."

You: Daaaaaaaaaammmmm, that sucked. I was so stanky lag.
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stanky lag by Dat Doge Doh. June 4, 2016

Sunday-Monday Jet Lag 

When you stay up till 2 am and wake up at noon during the weekend and on sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2 because you're used to going to bed at 2 and then you wake up for school on monday with 6 hours of sleep and you're tired as shit.

Man: dude, I'm so effin' tired! I hate mondays!
Dude: Man, you got some Sunday-Monday Jet Lag

Sunday-Monday Jet Lag by Tiredmaninboringtown December 7, 2010

The emotional lag 

You know how after a breakup, the female partner breaks down right away whereas the guy holds it together and seems great dealing with it, that’s probably due to the emotional lag. According to a study by Binghamton University of New York, guys don’t feel as devastated as women in the first stages of breakups; it takes them more time to realize the loss. So after women go through all the stages of being miserable and managing to process it, guys experience the downs when women are finally about to move on. That explains why men try to contact their exes just in time they are over them.

Dude 1 : Why you so down now days .
Dude 2 : the emotional lag .

The emotional lag by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

Pub Lag

Similar to "Jet Lag" where hours are displaced and adaptation is required to deal with diametrically different time zones.

"Pub Lag" results from a total immersion in various ales and lagers and requires a similar mental and physical adaptation to the lapse of both real time and the enjoyment of the experience.

Oh my god, after that bar crawl I am suffering from some serious Pub Lag. I'm still laughing about Ted wearing that shooting sleeve to play beer pong, and I just woke up for breakfast and it's 8 pm!

Pub Lag by capn emptyhead June 2, 2010

DST-lag 

The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

"Sorry I'm late. I've got the goddamn DST-lag. It took three cups of coffee before I could wake up enough to leave the house."

DST-lag by Adman12 April 22, 2006

brain-lag

The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.

Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."

brain-lag by Adam Schilling July 16, 2008

jet lag 

A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.

I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.

jet lag by Cesar January 2, 2005