15 definitions by Cesar

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A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.
I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.
by Cesar January 02, 2005
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a stupid girl a bitch
look at that dumb ass bezzy
by cesar March 25, 2005
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the process of looking hot and cool.
you look pepi.
pepi is my middle name
look'in pepi
by Cesar January 05, 2005
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Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!
After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".
by cesar March 28, 2005
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when you get sent to prison
I got sent up the river.
by Cesar August 02, 2004
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"think global, act local" is the phrase that the social justice movement in the u.s. has adopted. glocal is a combination of global and local...some things are both.
person 1: i just bought this organic zapatista coffee from my independent coffee house.
person 2: way to act glocal
by cesar August 17, 2003
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Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!
After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!
by cesar March 28, 2005
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