up the river

when you get sent to prison

I got sent up the river.

by Cesar August 02, 2004

skrollz

the process of lookin hot the opposite of DAYTON or CHAVEZ or JAKE ZWIRN

hey you look skrollz
looking skoollz man
dam you look like skrollz

by Cesar January 06, 2005

Cujamonjo

To hook up with; hooking up with.

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.

by Cesar December 07, 2004

orz

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.

David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz

by Cesar March 27, 2005

bezzy

a stupid girl a bitch

look at that dumb ass bezzy

by cesar March 26, 2005

tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by cesar August 19, 2003

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar March 28, 2005